southern mama.

found this from an online community message board:

I was taught by mama. She can lay someone to whale shit in 5 words or less, without a swear word.

My favorite - a woman trying to be pretentious to my mama, and mom said...

"You think you are going to be a bitch to me, well, you will end up with a tear in your eye and a dime in your hand to call your mother and let her know you met a real one today."

Gawd love those southern women, especially when they are your mama!

... and i could could just imagine neck sway that goes with it.

i wish i could easily do accents and try that retort with a southern drawl, but accents aren't my strongest suit so i'll just let an imaginary southern mama do the accent in my head.