"jade is erotic."

from : type "(your name) is" with the quotes (e.g., "Jade is") into Google and then search. then pick out your favorite 5 responses.

the some of the obvious search answers:

1 Jade is a name that was applied to ornamental stones that were being brought to Europe from China and Central America.

2 Only in the very finest jade is the colour evenly distributed. ... However, jade is, at the same time, a wonderful gem, not only in its traditional guise, ...

3 Jade pictures, products, care, imitations, lore, where jade is found, jade books.

here are non-usual answers:

4 JADE is an advanced technology platform purpose built for the development and deployment of large transaction processing software systems.

5 Jade is James Clark's implementation of DSSSL -- Document Style Semantics and Specification Language -- an ISO standard for formatting SGML (and XML) documents.

but my favorite search result is actually not available anymore:

* Kimberly Jade Is Erotic In La. Pink Sugar Sinfully Sweet Eye Candy. Naked Hollywood 16. Squirting 101 3. Amateurs And First Timers 2.