do you really have to take a guy who calls himself "god" too seriously?

i still do have an existing myspace account, and i haven't logged into it for more than a year.

i decided to log in this time, and here's some things i found in my inbox:

my display name for friendster is God. i was so tempted to reply to mr. tom with something like:

dear tom,

the correct spelling is "heretic." and the more appropriate term should be "blasphemer" (one who uses the name of god irreverently), not "heretic" (one whose beliefs are contrary to established dogma).

god

but i didn't.

anyways, plenty of the inane messages were mostly in the line of:



well, i didn't ask him to look at my profile. i don't see it shattering my world if i don't have him as a fan.

some took the time to actually write rather lengthy messages:



my mental reply was:

dear the witness,

after four years of catholic school, i do know what blasphemy means and what's it all about. personally, i prefer to believe in a deity that doesn't take his/her/its name too seriously. and it would be good if you would, too.

love,
god

this nearly caused me to spill my drink out of my nose:



while this takes the prize of WTF-ness:



i had to wiki who st. elizabeth ann seton was.

myspace people have grown weirder than folks i come across friendster.