actually, she gave me two.
"jade," my co-worker asked me while i was talking a call, "do you want a bzzt-bzzt-brrkt-bzzt?"
i didn't hear what she said properly since i was talking to a customer, only that she was offering me something. so i motioned a thumbs up: sure, give me whatever.
turns out they were two lettuce heads. ah. well, at least i could have a salad for lunch and bring the other home. or -- since i'm expecting a vegan friend to drop by later -- i could keep them in the fridge and bring both home later.
but why would someone bring two lettuce heads in the office? i mean, i could understand bringing lettuce leaves in a canister for a light salad (i happen to like lettuce with vinaigrette), but two full heads?
should i be paranoid? should i check each one for hidden bombs or exotic chemicals? should i trust two seemingly innocent heads of lettuce given to me freely under seemingly innocent circumstances? did it seem too casual to be suspicious?
hmmm.
i should buy some vinaigrette later.

"jade," my co-worker asked me while i was talking a call, "do you want a bzzt-bzzt-brrkt-bzzt?"
i didn't hear what she said properly since i was talking to a customer, only that she was offering me something. so i motioned a thumbs up: sure, give me whatever.
turns out they were two lettuce heads. ah. well, at least i could have a salad for lunch and bring the other home. or -- since i'm expecting a vegan friend to drop by later -- i could keep them in the fridge and bring both home later.
but why would someone bring two lettuce heads in the office? i mean, i could understand bringing lettuce leaves in a canister for a light salad (i happen to like lettuce with vinaigrette), but two full heads?
should i be paranoid? should i check each one for hidden bombs or exotic chemicals? should i trust two seemingly innocent heads of lettuce given to me freely under seemingly innocent circumstances? did it seem too casual to be suspicious?
hmmm.
i should buy some vinaigrette later.

15 comments:
sino tong officemate na to?
it is kinda weird bringing a whole head of lettuce to work. hehe..
we're all weird in our own way. ;-)
nag-baguio sya? hehe...
hahaha! sorry ka, may call ka eh :-P
bakit hindi monkey ang background image? :D
The paranoid survives.
Anyhu, may she just wants to share. Kaysa masira, right? :D
baka naman madami syang tanim nyan hehehehe
some people offer mentos, others offer lettuce heads. that's life.
hindi ko na sasabihin kung sino. :-D
yeah, kakagaling lang nya from baguio actually. :-)
what do you want me to do, interrupt yung customer in the middle of the call? umbagan kaya ako ni marcy, hahaha.
nung multiply ko? i wanted a white animal to go with the color theme. and i also like ferrets.
yeah, yun nga. well, sayang din naman yung gulay.
tumutubo ba ng maayos lettuce dito sa manila?
could i meet someone who offers 500-peso bills?
pag super depreciated na ang peso, siguro meron na'ng ganyan, wahahaha!
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